Enough Already
You cannot pick up a book (or view it on Amazon, let’s say) these days without either the book or the author being, “Best Selling” or Award Winning”.
I, for one, am sick of this. It is obvious that anyone can be a BSA, or ALMOST everyone.
It is about time we begin recognizing the much rarer and often belittled and ridiculed, Worst Selling Author. And I am humbly nominating myself for your consideration for this very unprestigious (dis)honor.
One has to really work at being the Worst in anything, and writing lousy books is no exception.
For those wishing to compete with me for this recognition, here are things I have learned, or just come by naturally:
You must have a really shitty story. All the rest is hype but the true artist knows that a horrible story is the key to failure. Don’t spend a lot of time developing characters, building the plot, or demonizing your antagonist, just throw the crap out there.
You must have a very small and cheap group of friends and family who will not buy your book. This is key, the worst thing that can happen is your book sales skyrocket.
Feel free to run ads on social media, Amazon, Goodreads, and Substack. It will not affect your sales.
Attend all the book fairs, flea markets, farmers markets, and book clubs you want. People will thank you for the free pens and wish you luck.
Attend and subscribe to all the webinars and newsletters teaching you how to become a Best Selling Author. This sounds contradictory, but I assure you this works.
Do not get discouraged. No one becomes a Worst Selling Author overnight, PERSEVERE, and work on the above fundamentals.
I’ll help you in your quest by NOT buying your book.
GOOD LUCK!
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